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Someone wrote,

we need to learn you astral projection. then, when that happens, you just astrally project over here; you're all like, "hey yo! these guys are buggin' me." then i astrally project into your dream and beat the crap outta them with double hockey sticks. then i'm like "hey yo! i beat yo' asses, go on and git!"... simple, right? i hope you feel better now.

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