Current mood:

dirty

Dear god.
Most of you know that I have an unofficial "Don't Say" list. This list is made of of words or phrases that I have deemed inappropriate for me to say. Things like "Now we're cooking with gas" and "Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" Death. I find it particularly pathetic when it's people under 30 who are saying this shit, so yesterday when Jude, a girl at work said something that I overheard, it made me cringe. Not only did she say this horrific phrase which I don't even want to repeat, but she followed it up with "as they say"!! GOD!! I mean, I know that sometimes I talk just to hear myself but this is extreme! She's only like a couple years older than me, but it could be that her old man husband - who looks like the Colonel à la Kentucky - is rubbing off on her. I don't think she had much of a personality to begin with anyway. I must say, that what she said is among the worst of offences on the "Don't Say" list. It's guaranteed to make your flesh crawl and raise a little bile. If you don't think you're ready for it look away now. Here we go - and please appreciate the difficulty with which I write this: "Another day, another dollar."